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Episode 23: Michael Bloomberg Is Tall

Michael Bloomberg owns a TV channel & his soda’s small. But he’s NOT! Dave & Caleb talk about how he got rich, & how YOU can get rich. Let’s gooooo dude!

Episode 22: Steve Ballmer Is Fun

Steve Ballmer is rich but you know what else he is? A good time. He owns tons of Microsoft stock, & THE ROOM. Dave & Caleb dig into his success. Let’s goooo!

Episode 20: Oprah Winfrey Is Humble

Oprah’s one of the richest women ever, but she’ll never bring it up cuz she’s humble as hell. Dave & Caleb dig into what she owns, & why she’s GOOD. Let’s gooo!

Episode 19: Larry Page Is Calm

Larry Page sounds like a fake name for a billionaire, but you know who’s not worried about that? Calm ass Larry. He owns google & several islands! Let’s goooo!

Episode 17: Tiger Woods Is Invincible

Tiger Woods is the billionaire golfer. But did you know he can’t die? That’s right. Dave and Caleb break down what he owns in this hilarious episode. Let’s go!

Episode 16: George Soros Is Reliable

George Soros is a rich and a solid dude! And he texts back FAST. What a guy! Dave and Caleb break down why he’s behind every conspiracy theory. Get on it!

Episode 15: Ted Turner Is Fast

Ted Turner is the richest cowpoke on the manor. But you know what else he is? Fast. He owns the Braves and tips more than Trump. Not bad! He’s good. The best!

Episode 14: Charles Koch Is Young

Charles Koch is one of the richest men alive. But also young & cool! He buys houses, senators & Kath Barbadoro helps Dave & Caleb learn his ways. Get on it!

Episode 13: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Graceful

Arnold Schwarzenegger is one of the most versatile actors of all time. But he’s also a billionaire & owns a tank, a donkey, & the box office. Give it a listen!

Episode 12: Larry Ellison Is Elegant

Larry Ellison is the 2nd richest man alive & he looks like the world’s youngest old man. Dave & Caleb dig into his secrets to look like a sexy lizard. Let’s go!

Episode 11: Warren Buffett Is Brave

Warren Buffett is the richest elf in the house. But you know what else he is? BRAVE. Dave and Caleb talk about how he rose to the top and play a Christmas song!

Episode 10: Mark Cuban Is Witty

Mark Cuban is the richest Shark in the Tank. But he’s not just a fat cat, he’s also a class clown! Dave and Caleb talk about why he’s the greatest man alive

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